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The Lady That Got Donations for Boob Job?

If I show before and after pics of me will you donate to a fund to restore my studdly good looks and boyish charm. Here is my laundry list.
1. chin lift
2. caps
3. straighten nose
4. face lift
5. butt implants
6 lipo suction
7.lasik
8. 3 new joints
9. and what the hell…a 6 pack of Coors

  1. Palmerpath
    February 25th, 2011 at 00:54 | #1
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    I’ve seen your boyish charm, and considering your studdly looks resembled that of a somewhat sissified Spanky MacFarland, I’d say that your maturity has only improved you.
    Stay vat you is, you devil, you.
    But I ‘ll be happy to donate the Coors, in any event.

  2. ~Canadian Brittany~
    February 25th, 2011 at 00:54 | #2
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    lol, I’ll give you $0.08

  3. pimp
    February 25th, 2011 at 00:54 | #3
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    r u gay

  4. jidwg
    February 25th, 2011 at 00:54 | #4
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    So where are the befores? Maybe I’ll consider donating for the lipo if the doc can recycle it in the gluteal area……but then you’d need all new pants. Is it worth it?

  5. laughingeyes
    February 25th, 2011 at 00:54 | #5
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    I WILL NOT DONATE A DIME, NOT ONE THIN DIME! NOT ONE DIME WILL FALL OUT OF NOWHERE AND LAND ON ANY PART OF YOUR BODY…GET THE MESSAGE!!!!!!

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