WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME WITH SOME IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS?
ALRIGHT, SO LAST NIGHT ME AND MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND LUCIFER WENT TO THE MOVIES.
I SPILLED POPCORN ALL OVER HIM AND SCREAMED "HOLY CHANUKAH MY FACE IS GETTING BLOWN UP INTO A GIGANTIC BOWL OF FRIED FISH!!!!!!"
SO HE SCREAMED "RAAAPPEEEE!!" AND THEN THE IMAGINARY SECURITY GUARDS THREW US OUT.
MY IMAGINARY BEST FRIEND SAYS THAT I SHOULD STOP GETTING LIPO ON MY WRISTS.
MY THERAPIST SAYS I SHOULD EAT HALF A TIC TAC.
HOW CAN I GET OVER MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND?? HE’S IN JAIL NOW.
No worries, when the mood strike, he’ll break out of jail.
I have tones of imaginary girlfriends and they can walk on water if they have to
and the miracle part is that they get along with each other well
Just imagine that I gave you some imaginary advice……hope that helped.